I find it hard not giggling watching cadets in the Kobayashi Maru test. If they were as great as me, they wouldn’t find it so hard. Losers.
@spock Are you still angry about that? If you’d make your test as great as me, then I wouldn’t have been able to break it.
Awesome birthday present from @spock. Cheers, buddy.
@drbones Just arrived, with some Romulan Ale. I’d better Tweet what happens, or I’m never going to remember...
We’re back on the Enterprise, boys. Feels like we’ve never been away. We’re basically lecturers, granted...
Has anyone heard of the #Genesisproject? Apparently, we’ve been ordered to go and pick it up. This is the first I’ve heard.
Well, we’ve got no choice. I’ll be taking command of the Enterprise. There will be no objections.
@chekov Hey! What are you guys doing here? How’ve you been?
@spock Yes, using the communications array would be better than tweeting.
@spock Yes, I’m aware that you’re in the room with me right now. Stick that in your logic.
Things have gone bad. The Reliant opened fire on us, knocking out our shields and engines. @chekov = douche
Khan planning to destroy the Enterprise. I’ve offered myself in place of my ship and crew. I think he’s getting a bargain. I’m great!
Lowered Khan’s shields, and gave him a Kirkslap he won’t forget.
Things could be better. Lots of folks dead, and lots of stuff blown up. Some klaxon or the other sounding off.
I’m going to investigate what all this hoo-ha is about.
@chekov reckons he wasn’t being a douche, and that it was the little magic caterpillar in his head that was doing it. I love this guy.
After some hopping about, we managed to find the #genesisproject. It doesn’t look all that much.
Terrel just vaporised himself. I’m not really sure why as I wasn’t paying all that much attention. And I don’t follow him.
Hey! @chekov DID have a little caterpillar in his ear! I should take him more seriously. I would if his accent wasn’t so stupid.
@khan http://bit.ly/10oU1
I have a cunning plan...
@khan We tried it once your way, Khan. Are you game for a rematch? Khan ... I'm laughing at the superior intellect!
@spock I'm well aware of the capabilities of the on-screen communicator.
FIRE!
BOOM!
@spock Where have you snuck off to?
Posing the ultimate question, “What would it be like to be the last people alive on Earth?”, Night of the Comet tells the story of sisters Reggie and Samantha, two valley girls swept up in worldwide celebrations marking Earth moving through the orbit of a passing comet, an event not seen since the disappearance of the dinosaurs. After a tempestuous night that sees Reggie trapped in a cinema and her sister sleeping in a trashcan, they awake to find the comet has turned anyone directly exposed into red carbon dust, with the remainder slowly disintegrating into flesh-eating zombies. Attracted by a local radio broadcast they head to the station to look for survivors, picking up local drifter Hector along the way.
As the zombies multiply around them they also find themselves attracting the attention of a group of diabolical scientists, who realise the girls are their only hope for testing an antidote to save themselves.
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Hilarious tweet feed and an awesome give-away! Hurrah for E14!
ReplyDeleteawesome feature there guys.. loving the Kirkslap! more star trek stuff!
ReplyDeleteFor those that enjoy the film, there's a Night of the Comet fan site at http://www.nightofthecomet.info
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