Friday, 20 November 2009

E14 Exchange

Brad: I hate your face, by the way.
Rob : I know. I figured you'd tell me if anything changed
Brad: If we work on that assumption, I just won't say anything to you ever.
Rob : That'd make the site difficult.

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Rob : Jesus, Whitney Houston is starting to look like Huggy Bear from Starsky & Hutch.
Brad: I've heard that.
Rob : See for yourself.
Brad: Jesus.


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Brad: Explain the appeal of Cascada to me. I don't get it.
Rob : Cascada? Is that a swimming pool?
Brad: No, it's a band. When I first heard the name mentioned aloud, I didn't realise it was a band. I assumed it was a font.

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Rob : My girlfriend's dozed off on the sofa next to me in a white hoodie, it's like Assassin's Creed in the off season.
Brad: That game should have been called Qatar Hero.

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Brad: I really need to watch our hard-space. We've only got 0.8 gig left on the main hard-drive. And the other hard-drive is dedicated to music.
Rob : Ahhh. Does it play often?
Brad: Totally. It's like INSERT BAND HERE on speed.
Rob : I'd like to be dedicated to music, I find so many other things get in the way.
Brad: That was the catch-all way of describing this new band you'd heard when I was sixteen. Every band was some-other-band-on-crack/speed/acid.
Rob : Yeah, not much has changed, I find.
Brad: It only works with some drugs. You'd never hear "The Sensational Alex Harvey Band are like John Mayall and The Blues-Breakers on Special Brew!"

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Brad: This new Messenger is made of fail.
Rob : New Messenger?
Brad: MSN just did an update a couple of days ago. It stinks like a donkey's dick.
Rob : I didn't even realise, must have downloaded it without noticing.
Brad: You'd notice. What OS are you running?
Rob : XP SP3.
Brad: Maybe its a Vista thing, then. Vista likes updates. A lot.
Rob : "Updates are due for your computer"
"Alright, I'll download"
"1% compl...Updates are due for your computer"

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