Saturday, 31 October 2009

Happy Hallowe’en, everybody!

We’ve teamed up with some of our nearest and dearest, to bring you some horror giveaways! So make this Hallowe’en one to remember, by blagging yourself some trick or treating goodness!
When you, like, live forever, what’s there to live for?

About three things was I absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him...that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically and disreputably in wished he had kissed me.

And thus, in this hilarious send-up of Twilight, Belle Goose falls for mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen.

Pale and klutzy Belle’s new to Switchblade, Oregon; looking for adventure or, at least, an undead classmate. She finds Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After some stranger-that-strange events – Edwart save her from a flying snowball! – Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she get him to bite her and so become his eternal bride?

Romance, danger, flaky parenting, creepy stalking and a vampire prom – all this and the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

Thanks to our friends at Constable Robinson, we've got a bucket of copies of The Harvard Lampoon’s Nightlight to give away to you! For your chance of winning one, send us an e-mail to nightlightgiveaway@rocketmail.com with your name and postal address before midday on Saturday 7th November (UK time). The first twenty names drawn out of the electronic hat will win a free copy of this hilarious parody!
Is fear simply a product of imagination, a phantom of our psyche, or is it a force beyond any kind of remedy?

In an abandoned hospital still haunted by the screams and fevered prayers of its patiens, Julia and her medical school classmates dare to enter into a terrifying experiment investigating the phenomenon of fear itself.

To their horror, they discover that they’re being mercilessly and bloodily dispatched, one by one. And it seems the killer knows everything about them. Creating a specific nightmare for each person, this diabolical murderer is conducting his own exercise in terror. But when Julia takes up the fight against this mania, she discovers his shocking dark secret.

Beyond Remedy is psycho terror at its best: The moment when the cold metal of the scalpel makes contact with your skin. Prepaer to be scared out of your wits.

Thanks to our friends at Metrodome, we've got three copies of Beyond Remedy to give away to you! For your chance of winning one, send us an e-mail to beyondremedy@rocketmail.com with your name and postal address before midday on Saturday 7th November (UK time). The first three names drawn out of the electronic hat will win a free copy of this frightening DVD!
Alice, a writer recovering from a psychological breakdown retreats to a remote Victorian house to convalesce and focus on finishing her screenplay in time for a fast approaching deadline. Shortly after her arrival, mysterious noises and strange happenings cause her imagination to run wild, sending her on a twisting and terrifying pursuit to find out what is behind the endless mind games. Frightened but intrigued, Alice gathers the courage to go up into the cold, dingy attic where she finds a shoe box filled with video tapes. The terrifying secret that lies within the tapes will unravel Alice’s dark past.

Thanks to our friends at Metrodome, we've got three copies of Deadline to give away to you! For your chance of winning one, send us an e-mail to deadlinegiveaway@rocketmail.com with your name and postal address before midday on Saturday 7th November (UK time). The first three names drawn out of the electronic hat will win a free copy of this terrifying DVD!

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