Monday, 25 May 2009

E14 Exchange

Brad: I just found a magazine at work called "American Recycler".
Rob: ...
Brad: "This country was made of unused portions of America!"
"Wow, what do you call it?"
"Canada."
Rob: My sister's going to Canada on Thursday.
Brad: Awesome, eh?



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Brad: You're gay.
Rob: You're gayer.
Brad: You like babes.
*babies.
Stupid typo, totally ruined that burn.

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Brad: I'm so
lazy today. I've literally done nothing.
Rob: Awesome
Brad: Quite frankly, work's lucky I've bothered to put trousers on.



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Rob: There's some random wool in the cupboard by my PC.
Either my sister's craft supplies have spilled over into the cupboard, or the spiders in there have started killing sheep.
Brad: Ask yourself which is more likely, and then which is more awesome. Different answers aren't they?
Rob: Wow, they are.

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Brad: Have you got laid yet?
Rob: Uh...no. Weird, I felt like I had to check.
Brad: Do it faster!
Rob: Dude, I don't know if you know this, but that doesn't impress girls as much as we always hoped.

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Brad: If we make them do this, can we build a Tesla Coil?




Rob: Oh dear God...yes.

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