Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Rob's Top 5's...

Top 5 things I wanted someone to say to June Brown as she collected her MBE (most people know her as Dot Cotton from Eastenders)
In no particular order:

1: "How many dicks did you have to suck for that?"
2: "Congratulations, Miss Hunniford"
3: "Oh sorry, this one's meant for Sooty."
4: "These are for famous people. What the fuck are you doing here?"
5: "The only reason they want to give it to you is because you're going to die soon".

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