Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Movie Reviews - Oblivion

Oblivion
Starring: Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman, Olga Kurylenko
Director: Joseph Kosinski
Universal Pictures
In Cinemas Now - Rated 12A
Review by Rob Wade

Jack Harper is one of the last few drone repairmen stationed on Earth. Part of a massive operation to extract vital resources after decades of war with a terrifying threat known as the Scavs, Jack's mission is nearly complete. Living in and patrolling the skies from thousands of feet above, his existence is brought crashing down when he rescues a stranger from a downed spacecraft. Her arrival triggers a chain of events that forces him to question everything he knows and puts the fate of humanity in his hands.

Say what you like about Tom Cruise (and hey, this is the Internet - you can and will say what you like about whatever you like), but personal life aside I'd be hard pushed to find one of his movies that I've watched and didn't enjoy. Even movies like Tropic Thunder, which wasn't an amazing movie by any means, boasted an amazing cameo by Cruise. It was with cautious optimism, then, that I approached Oblivion, particularly as the movie included a number of my favourite things, namely:

  • A name shared with an awesome game.
  • A post-apocalyptic setting
  • Pew-pew sci-fi violence, especially involving lasers.
  • Olga Kurylenko
(It sort of goes without saying that Morgan Freeman and Tom Cruise find their way into my list of favourite things as well, I would hope).

Visually, this movie is absolutely stunning in motion, albeit incredibly heavy on CG effects, and without meaning to sound like one of those "dur hur shiny" people who are sufficiently influenced by CG to the point of excusing a bad film (like those people who justified the final two Matrix movies as cinematic masterpieces rather than, say, "alright"), I would go as far as to say that if CG is the future, films like Oblivion show that this doesn't have to be a bad thing.

There are some good solid performances in the movie. Tom Cruise plays a good likeable Tom Cruise character (because let's face it, most actors play themselves in various forms), but the star of the show in my estimation is Andrea Riseborough who plays Victoria, Harper's team mate. The soundtrack to this movie is also excellent, and is especially recommended here at E14 if you're into a few of the sci-fi game soundtracks of recent years (it brought to mind memories of playing Mass Effect 2, to give you an idea).

The CG is also well utilised in the action scenes, with the few flight scenes and the smattering of laser battles coming out really well, but having said that it would have been nice to see the film include a little more action, considering that the volume of special effects is so considerable.

The story is a strong one, but if I have one criticism of this film (and it's most certainly a complaint that finds itself in a very small list), it's that the film takes a long time setting the scene, and could very easily lose a few minutes here and there which wouldn't detract from the film's story explanation, and would improve the flow of the movie. As it is, the movie doesn't come in at much longer than two hours, and it's not like that's long by modern film standards, and the movie feels like you get a large chunk of fairly important story in one piece, which could have easily been spread out over a few previous scenes. These, however, are minor gripes, in what is otherwise a mighty fine motion picture.

The Emotionally Fourteen Rating
Violence: A fair bit of sci-fi violence, with lasers flying about the place and people being vapourised.
Sex/Nudity: One of the female characters swims in the buff, but it's tastefully obscured.
Swearing: One strong instance, a few mild curses.
Summary: Further proof that try as one might to discredit Cruise for being a bit weird, his movie legacy is one of the finest. Most definitely one to check out if sci-fi is your bag. 8/10

Monday, 1 April 2013

The inevitable and low-key return of E14

So...hey, Internet. How's it going? It's been a while. Did you miss us? Truth be told, it's crazy to think that our last update was over a year ago, but there you have it.

So it's probably worth explaining where we've been. Truth be told, everything went a little bit terribly in a few personal lives of the E14 crew, and it was really important to get the balance back to normal in that respect. I realise that's not a very glamorous explanation of where we've been, but frankly it's all we have. Still, we're resolved to make a difference to your lives the only way we know how - vaguely interesting Internet-based musings and comedy on a range of geek-friendly subjects.

A few things are going to be changing around here (aside from the look, which I hope you like), and they are as follows:

Less is more - Let's be realistic here. As entertaining as the update schedule of old was, it came with a few downsides. The new E14 approach will be targeted at a less frequent, (hopefully) higher quality output. If we can post more often, we totally will though.

Far fewer reviews - Speaking of having far too much to do, did you know that over the 3 or so years that we were running with the old format, we did over 1000 reviews? It works out at around a review a day, which is mental when you consider that we didn't post reviews every day. So we'll be scaling that right down, as well. Plus people stopped sending us stuff to review.

New contributors - We've accumulated some groovy people in our friend circles over the years, and with that said we'll be introducing a few new contributors as well as the core you've all come to know and love.

A brand new Podcast - That's right, Rob moving back locally means we can finally record ourselves chatting shit in an otherwise empty room. Look out for E14 Presents: The Crazy Train and subscribe on iTunes Here!

So yeah, there's that. Bear with us, as we adjust to this new way forward - constructive feedback always welcomed - and hopefully we'll be entertaining you for a long time to come!

Rob



Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Book Reviews

Star Wars: Darth Plagueis
James Luceno
Century

Available Now - £7.99 (Kindle), £18.99 (Hardback), £34.49 (Unabridged Audio CD)
Review by Brad Harmer

Darth Plagueis: one of the most brilliant Sith Lords who ever lived. Possessing power is all he desires. Losing it is the only thing he fears. As an apprentice, he embraces the ruthless ways of the Sith. And when the time is right, he destroys his Master - but vows never to suffer the same fate. For like no other disciple of the dark side, Darth Plagueis learns to command the ultimate power...over life and death.

Darth Sidious: Plagueis's chosen apprentice. Under the guidance of his Master, he secretly studies the ways of the Sith, while publicly rising to power in the galactic government, first as Senator, then as Chancellor, and eventually as Emperor.

Darth Plagueis and Darth Sidious, Master and acolyte, target the galaxy for domination - and the Jedi Order for annihilation. But can they defy the merciless Sith tradition? Or will the desire of one to rule supreme, and the dream of another to live forever, sow the seeds of their destruction?

If anyone was going to tackle the back history of the most enigmatic of all Star Wars characters, I’m sure as hell glad it was Luceno. I’d have been happy with Stover or Karpyshyn, but I’m seriously glad it was Luceno. Luceno really manages to “get” Star Wars characters (especially the bad guys) better than most, and it’s never more evident than in this depiction of Palpatine. You can hear the voice, see the mannerisms and feel the character in every scene that he’s in.

The darker characters of Plagueis, Sidious and Maul underpin the events leading up to a during the bright and cartoonish The Phantom Menace, lending a great gravitas to the previously vague and wishy-washy explanations for the presence of the Trade Federation blockade of Naboo.

The Emotionally Fourteen Rating
Violence:
Surprisingly infrequent, but always grisly and brutal when it does arrive.
Sex/Nudity: None.
Swearing: None.
Summary: The finest Star Wars EU novel so far, and it sets a great, dark backstory to the events of the otherwise bright and cartoonish The Phantom Menace. Essential for Star Wars fans. 10/10