Thursday, 7 December 2017

Aaron's Spoiler-Free Review of "1922"

I always find it somewhat delightful when period dramas (mehe!) infuse horror into their tales. It gives it an extra dose of desperation because no one had phones, let alone mobiles where they can just ring the old bill or send a tweet about their situation (“paranormal intruder in my home wreaking havoc! Think I’m gonna die! #fml #justsayin”) so the options for survival become a little more primal, which is always bangin’!

So, with that being said, let’s get into it!

1922 is the story of a man and his son who conspire to kill the lady of the house after she threatens divorce, moving her son away from his new lady love, and flogging off the farm.

Our main man Wilfred (portrayed quite brilliantly by Stephen King movie regular and E14 favourite Thomas Jane) who knows nothing about getting by outside of farming, straight up 213’s that bitch! Kapow!

But of course, the presence of his wife and other prying eyes are still present, even after her death…

Woooooooo!

That’s a ghost noise, by the way. Not me cheering him on (though arguably she did have it coming).

As Stephen King adaptations go, this for me is one of the better ones in recent years (with the exception of IT and Gerald’s Game), as it has that real timely feel and plays out in a way that a novella should. As a horror film, though, it’s somewhat of a slow burner.

Now, that's fine if you’re going in with an open mind and/or are familiar with the original story thus knowing what to expect, but if it’s a balls-out scream fest you’re after, then you might be disappointed.

The acting is fantastic and the story unfolds quite beautifully with a great sense of unease throughout the film from start to finish, and it definitely doesn’t disappoint when it comes to direction and good writing.

However, to include this title in one of your movie nights with buddies could bring a downer on the evening, and may even provoke one or two of your guests to suddenly remember they have to be up early the following morning before even getting to John Carpenter’s The Thing.

Aaron's Spoiler-Free Verdict: Great paranoia film, but maybe not one for the masses. 6.5/10


Aaron James Waters is a best-selling Pulp Fiction writer who has written more books than he's actually read.

He's also the rotten apple of the group who thinks this whole Star Wars thing needs to hurry up and die already.

You can find all of Aaron's works on Amazon!






Friday, 1 December 2017

The Crazy Train Podcast - Episode 57: "I'll Show You Tapestry!"

On this episode of The Crazy Train, Rob is joined by Blake and a returning Spike Direction! We discuss, among other things:

  • Spike's entry into the "things you can't get on with" Hall Of Fame
  • Unemployment
  • Third-party controllers (The one Rob's talking about is the "MakoPad/SuperPad 64"
  • Xbox 360
  • Leon
  • Rogue One
  • A visit from Rob's dad
  • Where does Rogue One fit in your viewing order?
  • Facebook is oversensitive! I know, I'm as surprised as you!
  • Doctor Strange
  • Misjudging time
  • Podcast sponsorship
  • Cryptocurrency
  • Social media changing
  • Weird Youtube videos
  • Cosplay
  • Halloween
  • We do touch briefly on the recent controversies in Hollywood
  • We talk a bit about favourite gigs
  • Rob goes off on a rant about Breaking Dawn Part 2

Rob is on Twitter @RobWadeVision, Spike is at @BigBeat1985 and you can find Blake @FuckSakeBlake!

If you want to give us your thoughts on the subjects we talk about, ask us questions or even suggest topics for us to talk about, you can contact us by email using podcast@emotionally14.com, tweet @emotionally14 or find us on the Emotionally14 Facebook page!

Intro music: "Outlaw", by Deon Van Heerden. Find out more about Deon's music at Deonvanheerden.com!

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About The Crazy Train

Welcome aboard The Crazy Train - Emotionally14's flagship podcast dedicated to one theme: there are no rails. Ever. Encompassing a wide range of subjects, from movies to TV to gaming, we'll give you a piece of our minds even if there's nothing in them, and you'll bloody love it. Where will the Crazy Train go?


Tuesday, 28 November 2017

Aaron's Spoiler-Free Review of "IT" (2017)

Skepticism was something that seemed to float around the social media circuit when this bad boy got announced. This is, of course, not uncommon in the horror communities, putting it mildly.

People didn’t like how the new Pennywise looked (even though it’s arguably more loyal to the description in the book but ya know…), and others felt the original series (that some are still calling ”the  original film” but ya know…) was unbeatable, and that a new coat of polish on a book so big you could kill an elephant using it just wasn't needed!

However, ever the crusader when it comes to revamps and whatnot, I thought I’d give this bad boy a go myself, and I can tell you I wasn’t disappointed.

Personally, I found the miniseries a chore, if I’m being perfectly honest. Tim Curry seemed to be the only thing holding it together and I still to this day think Seth Green should catch a mallet with his teeth, but that’s neither here nor there.

The part 1 of 2 feature-lengths (with the second to follow later, as you might expect) that graced our cinemas this years, however, is everything the other one wanted to be and more. From the get-go we are introduced with a somewhat terrifying sewer drain scene that doesn’t hold back one bit, really setting the scene for what was to come. Then, as a horror fan, I expected a grand opening and then a good 45 minutes of no action (save a couple of jump scares between mundane character developments) but that was my undoing! This film delivered scare after scare, and not cheap ones either! They actually used atmosphere and a harrowing sense of unease almost throughout which was bloody lovely for me!

It should also be said that the cast was brilliant, bringing us in a whole new range of child actors that only Stranger Things thought they could boast about. Oh no, good sir! Yes, I'm well aware that one of said child actors was in Stranger Things as well! Thanks for asking! Bill Skarsgârd, in my opinion, absolutely stole the show! Some said he was trying too hard, but for me, he just tipped the balance between creepy and playful, which really brought Stephen King’s vision of Pennywise alive; at least I think so anyway, which is what counts, as what I say goes.

Aaron's Spoiler-Free Verdict: I was really impressed with this flick, as it delivered way more than what I was expecting and leaves me highly anticipating part 2 next year. 8/10


Aaron James Waters is a best-selling Pulp Fiction writer who has written more books than he's actually read.

He's also the rotten apple of the group who thinks this whole Star Wars thing needs to hurry up and die already.

You can find all of Aaron's works on Amazon!