Friday, 11 August 2017

The Crazy Train Podcast - Episode 53: Blake To The Max!

Rob and Blake talk:

  • Airports
  • Driving
  • Walking
  • Rail travel

It's like an episode of Seinfeld, only with two British guys! You'll love it! We hope.

Rob is on Twitter @RobWadeVision and you can find Blake @fucksakeblake!

Intro music: "Outlaw", by Deon Van Heerden. Find out more about Deon's music at Deonvanheerden.com!

We are now part of the Brit Pod Scene podcast collective, a group of British podcasts working together to help each other improve and grow. Check it out on Twitter by searching #BritPodScene!


About The Crazy Train

Welcome aboard The Crazy Train - Emotionally14's flagship podcast dedicated to one theme: there are no rails. Ever. Encompassing a wide range of subjects, from movies to TV to gaming, we'll give you a piece of our minds even if there's nothing in them, and you'll bloody love it. Where will the Crazy Train go?

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Thursday, 10 August 2017

Aaron's Spoiler-Free Review of Lake Mungo

"What’s this? Another mockumentary film", you say? "What’s gotten into this guy?!" I hear you bellow. "Shenanigans!" You add. "I still would!" said your missus.

Well, yes, I suppose it is quite the coincidence, seeing as the one before this was for the awesome Digging Up The Marrow, but hold tight, nursey, because this shit’s about to get heavy!

Lake Mungo is the paranormal rollercoaster ride of emotions about a young girl named Alice who drowns in a lake, survived by her loving parents and her twat-faced brother, Matty, who are all convinced that she had come back to haunt their lily-white asses.

That’s pretty much as far as I can get into it at this point, but get a load of this!

Lake Mungo is one of those rare treats where you get to watch a film that is genuinely creepy, thinks outside the box and doesn’t feel the need to rely on stupid fucking gimmicks in order to be as cheesy as possible and then whining because they wouldn’t let you direct any of the Star Wars movies because you’re a minge-faced fuck-stick (yes, Joss Whedon, I’m looking at you)!

Story development on this bitch also keeps the viewer guessing from start to finish, which is something that paranormal thrillers can’t really seem to do nowadays, and this one in particular kept me asking questions throughout with its unstoppable twists, turns and reveals!

"But wait, how can the mockumentary formula be scary and atmospheric when it is all past tense?" I hear you say behind your monocle.

Well, I say unto thee, normally you would be right, but in this instance you are way off the mark, good sir, because Lake Mungo is creepy as fuck and keeps you looking over your shoulder for a good hour or so after its climax!

Aaron's Spoiler-Free Rating: It’s an intelligent ghost story and a must for fans of indie horror – 8/10


Aaron James Waters is a best-selling Pulp Fiction writer who has written more books than he's actually read.

He's also the rotten apple of the group who thinks this whole Star Wars thing needs to hurry up and die already.

You can find all of Aaron's works on Amazon!





Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Aaron’s Spoiler-Free Review of DIGGING UP THE MARROW

Found-Footage movies are like heated hypothetical arguments: they’re lazy and you’re an idiot if you rely on them. However, when it comes to a good old mockumentary, you can count me in! So, without further delay, let’s do this!

DUTM is a straight-up mockumentary that doesn’t try to convince you it’s real in any way, and already I applaud Sam Green (who wrote, directed and hosts the film as himself) for doing so with an opening credit sequence.

Basically, you’re invited in knowing that it’s fiction and proud of it. The basic storyline is that Sam Green (Hatchet, Hatchet II, Frozen (albeit not that one)) has been written a letter from a fan (Ray Wise) who promises he can show Sam real, true-life monsters like you see in the movies that live underground in a place he calls "The Marrow".

Instantly, this caught my attention and I just had to watch it! This film is pretty funny in places and is actually well acted throughout with quite a few horror icons popping up as themselves along the way to keep all us hardcore horror fans erect and/or flooding the place, with plenty of nods and hidden gems to other horror franchises and cultures.

Plus, seeing as this movie has no CGI, it’s pretty much a horror nerd’s wet dream. There are a couple of parts that I feel were lacking as I took the journey into the secret depths of The Marrow, but once the credits began to roll I couldn’t wait for the next time I could sit down and watch it again to see what little hints and clues I may have missed the first time around.

Aaron's Spoiler-Free Rating: Solid, light hearted, and all-round great fun! – 8.5/10


Aaron James Waters is a best-selling Pulp Fiction writer who has written more books than he's actually read.

He's also the rotten apple of the group who thinks this whole Star Wars thing needs to hurry up and die already.

You can find all of Aaron's works on Amazon!