Brad: I bet you can't finish this sentence without thinking about my erect penis.
Rob : You're clearly not very adept at this gambling lark.
Brad: You're clearly not very adept at your face.
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Brad: We should do a webcast about home-made explosives. And Tesla coils.
Rob : No.
Brad: Gaylord.
Rob : I already spent money on a new car this year.
Brad: Yeah, home-made explosives are really cheap. I already know how to make Thermite. Don't ask me why. Just be content that I know.
Rob : Ok.
Brad: And gunpowder. But that kind of goes without saying. If you don't know how to make gunpowder, you probably don't have a penis.
And napalm. Although that's not really an explosive.
Rob : Still awesome though.
Brad: (Rob is currently looking up how to make gunpowder)
Rob : I'll happily admit i don't know. I thought I knew, blew my cock off.
Brad: Maybe not every guy knows then. Maybe most just didn't have a Dad as weird as mine.
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Brad: I bought my dad (among other things) Alien Intruder for his birthday.
Rob : Weird. I thought you liked your dad.
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Robert Wade is happy.
Brad: Who gave you permission to be so fucking happy? Now go and play that free video game I gave you earlier...I can't help but feel I'm being my own worst enemy here.
Rob : Saves me the trouble, at least.
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Rob : How is it that Irn Bru was scrutinised by advertising standards, but Imperial Leather contains no trace of cow, and has its measurements in metric?
Rob : You're clearly not very adept at this gambling lark.
Brad: You're clearly not very adept at your face.
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Brad: We should do a webcast about home-made explosives. And Tesla coils.
Rob : No.
Brad: Gaylord.
Rob : I already spent money on a new car this year.
Brad: Yeah, home-made explosives are really cheap. I already know how to make Thermite. Don't ask me why. Just be content that I know.
Rob : Ok.
Brad: And gunpowder. But that kind of goes without saying. If you don't know how to make gunpowder, you probably don't have a penis.
And napalm. Although that's not really an explosive.
Rob : Still awesome though.
Brad: (Rob is currently looking up how to make gunpowder)
Rob : I'll happily admit i don't know. I thought I knew, blew my cock off.
Brad: Maybe not every guy knows then. Maybe most just didn't have a Dad as weird as mine.
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Brad: I bought my dad (among other things) Alien Intruder for his birthday.
Rob : Weird. I thought you liked your dad.
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Robert Wade is happy.
Brad: Who gave you permission to be so fucking happy? Now go and play that free video game I gave you earlier...I can't help but feel I'm being my own worst enemy here.
Rob : Saves me the trouble, at least.
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Rob : How is it that Irn Bru was scrutinised by advertising standards, but Imperial Leather contains no trace of cow, and has its measurements in metric?
'I thought you liked your dad'
ReplyDelete- Hilarious. (I'm not being sarcastic, either.)