Friday, 11 September 2009

E14 Exchange


Brad: You're gay.
Rob : How so?
Brad: I dunno. It's just a thing straight-blokes say to each other.
Rob : Why is that, anyway?
Brad: Seriously? Homosexuality is frowned upon by males. You can't tell your best friend you love him without sounding gay. So you tell him he's gay, and therefore loves you.
Rob : Right.
Brad: My degree's in Film Studies. It's basically psychoanalysis for retards. And you're gay.

___________________________________________________

Brad: Fag.
Rob : Smoke. Sorry, is this the cigarette synonym game?
Brad: Why not.

___________________________________________________

Rob : I'm off to bed mate. See you later.
Brad: Same here. Catch you sson.
* sppm
*sopn
*CUTN
*FUCK
Night.

___________________________________________________

Brad: Have you ever seen I Know What You Did Last Summer?
Rob : I think so. Butcher's hook right?
Brad: That's the one. At any point, did you find yourself thinking, "This movie would be so much better if instead of teenagers, they were trainee doctors, and if instead of running over an old-man, they spiked the drink of an autistic guy with illegal drugs."?
Rob : That's fairly true of most movies in my estimation. Sixteen Candles would be much improved with trainee doctors instead of teenagers.
Brad: Sixteen Candles would be a better movie if it wasn't just 100 minutes of the world's clumsiest rape. And the second most racist portrayal of an Asian man in cinema history.
Rob : What's the first?
Brad: Breakfast At Tiffany's.
Rob : Ah.



___________________________________________________

Brad: This may be the first time in history where we have nothing to say to each other. Even calling you queer seems like too much effort.

___________________________________________________

No comments:

Post a comment