Newsfalsh!

Bad Teeth, The Pet Shop Boys and Agadoo
Balloon Confiscation and Woolworths
Overseas Students and Shopping Toddlers

Hot dogs and Carrot Bombs

Invisible Tigers and Monkey Grammar

Terrible Photoshopping and Deadly Biscuits

Brazilian Funerals and Firework Murder

Napoleonic Tigger and Farting Sheep

Shark Punching and Educating Courtney Love

Rolling Cheese and Killer Cup-Holders

Fat Hedgehogs and an Inventive Queen

Thomas Cook and iMass

Grand Theft Bear

Cheap Hotels and Vampire Car Crashes

Song Lyrics and Penis Injuries