Wednesday, 11 April 2018

Tabletop Review: Star Wars Destiny Two-Player Game

Star Wars Destiny Two-Player Game
Designed by Lukas Litzsinger and Corey Konieczka
Published by Fantasy Flight Games

If you read my reviews of the most recently released single Starter sets for the Star Wars Destiny dice and card game system, you'll no doubt recall that I had two main complaints about the starter sets. Firstly, I felt that the Villains Starter was way weaker than the Hero one, as it included only one villain of note and made up the numbers with a high-ranking faceless schmuck. A high-ranking one, sure, but not as much fun as it could be. Secondly, I felt that the single starter model was not the strongest way to present the game, as it relies on getting a friend into the game if they're not already.

Now, I've been making this complaint since the first starter sets (Rey and Kylo, both of which I bought), but had never been in a position to make that point in a review. Someone more influential than me must have been making the same case, because this presentation of the game comes in the form of a two-player box set containing both a Hero and a Villain deck, with some new artwork and such. Players can choose from a Hero deck containing Rey and Poe Dameron, or a Villain deck containing Kylo Ren and....

CAPTAIN BLOODY PHASMA!

They did it! They actually did it! They put a second villain in the Villain deck!

This is just one of the many things I like about this two-player set. The cards are (as before) beautifully presented, with the new art cards really bringing the characters to life to the same level of quality as the original starters which also contained Ren and Rey. The selection of cards is really cool, with a nice mix of artwork from the prequel era all the way to the modern day. We'll most likely get some The Last Jedi artwork in the future but for now it's limited to The Force Awakens.

I really think this is the definitive presentation for the Destiny dice and card system. The two-player selection is sufficiently deep, but they've also made a somewhat interesting change in this version which is to remove one of each of the dice from the main heroes (In the most recent starters, for example, Luke has 2 dice, and Han has one). While it might seem like a move motivated by tight-fistedness, it actually works for me as a change. It tightens up the contents of the set, and allows new players to ease in a bit (if you know what I mean) before getting more heavily involved in the game.

I'm really struggling to find things to complain about. This set is lovely. I guess a cynic could argue that the removal of a dice from each side is a little tight-fisted, but as I mentioned I find it a nice idea to help new players get on board. Top marks.


Rob Wade blogs about stuff he likes. Whether it's video games or geek media for Emotionally14 or writing about speculative theories for future films on Talk Star Wars, the focus is always on the stuff that brings the most pleasure to his life within media.

Rob is the host of the E14 podcasts "The Crazy Train" and "The E14 Gamecast", as well as the host of a number of pieces on E14's Youtube channel. He also appears on the Talk Star Wars podcasts.



Friday, 6 April 2018

The Crazy Train Podcast: Episode 64 - "Skip Manhattan, Go Straight To Berlin!"

Rob is joined by Blake Harmer!

We get a bunch of listener questions, including from listener Jeremy!

In this episode:

  • Rob went to Berlin!
  • Rob went mask shopping!
  • Blake pitches a new idea: Mask Roulette!
  • We Read An iTunes review!
  • Q: Which actors make you want to watch a TV show/movie just because they're in it?
  • We talk a bit about Star Wars
  • We go on to talk about Marvel
  • Q: Which actors are so skin-crawlingly awful that they put you off? Also, have you seen The Mummy?

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Thursday, 5 April 2018

Aaron’s Spoiler-Free Review of "Rings"

When I heard this film was coming out, I had to venture a guess on what would happen, and it went a little bit like this: someone watches tape, they get a phone call after said viewing that delivers the whole “seven days” shtick, and then the rest of the film is a couple of people going on a whacky adventure to find answers on how to stop it, rather than just following the simple instructions they were given upon viewing. And would you believe it, I was bang on the money! But without giving too much away, think Planet of the Apes.

I absolutely despised this film, it has to be said. It was as though they got a bunch of post-it notes with scribblings of stale horror clichés, horrid character traits and piss-poor mood-establishing techniques, stuck them to a wall, and then called in Meg from the set design department, gave her a blindfold and a handful of darts and said “right, whatever sticks – stays!” and boom! The storyboard was complete.

Now, I could probably forgive this film if it was low budget, a first-time director who was also 12 and had never seen a horror movie before, but that’s not the case. The introduction of the whole “videotape within a videotape” plot also drove me up the wall, to the point where I wouldn’t have been surprised if this bunch of filmmakers didn’t just go ahead and just call their movie Ringception in a strange bout of trying to be clever.

This film has it all, even the POV through the keyhole technique that makes you say “wait for it…aaaaand…” bosh! An eye looks back at them, making me wonder if ghosts just hang about random keyholes to see if they can try and make anyone jump with some sort of watered down valance, only to have us viewers saying “oh for fuck’s sake, really?! We’re doing this?”.

It also has Johnny Galecki from The Big Bang Theory playing…wait for it…yup, you guessed it, a science professor, because of fucking course he is! And it also commits the crime where our leading lady is introduced to the mechanics of the tape, and is suddenly an expert on the subject, telling those around her who have been dealing with it longer, just how it fucking works and they end up asking her questions! A horror movie crime that should be punishable by making them keep their appointment with The Wicker Man.

Aaron's Spoiler-Free Rating: There is just so much wrong with this film that I just couldn’t possibly go on anymore without risk of ruining it for those who haven’t seen it but guess what! You have seen it! A thousand times before…What an absolute load of bollocks. – 2.5/10


Aaron James Waters is a best-selling Pulp Fiction writer who has written more books than he's actually read.

He's also the rotten apple of the group who thinks this whole Star Wars thing needs to hurry up and die already.

You can find Aaron's debut novel on Amazon!